We Are All On The Decoy Plane Vintage T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"WE ARE ALL ON THE DECOY PLANE!" is displayed in a striking, heavy font, making a bold statement. The subject of the design, a vintage-style decoy plane, adds an air of whimsy, suggesting a playful take on life’s absurdities. The white backdrop enhances the vintage feel, creating a clean canvas for the graphic. This shirt is tailored for those with a sense of humor, resonating particularly with individuals who appreciate clever wordplay or irony. It's a great choice for leisurely gatherings with friends or casual outings where laughs are a priority.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What is the meaning behind the decoy plane?
The decoy plane symbolizes life's absurdities, inviting wearers to embrace humor in daily situations.
Is the text printed in a unique style?
Yes, the text is displayed in a heavy font that adds to the overall vintage aesthetic of the design.
How does this shirt resonate with humor?
The humorous statement and whimsical imagery appeal to those who enjoy witty remarks and playful discussions.
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