Warning May Spontaneously Start Talking About Kayaking T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"WARNING MAY SPONTANEOUSLY START TALKING ABOUT KAYAKING" delivers a humorous nod to enthusiasts of this watery pursuit. The design features a vintage distressed style, utilizing black and white for a classic look that feels like a favorite shirt from years past. This tee resonates with anyone who can't help but engage others in conversation about their favorite outdoor activity. It's a great choice for events like kayaking meetups or casual gatherings where shared interests come to the forefront. The playful warning captures the spirit of those who are passionate about paddling and eager to share their experiences. Whether you're on the water or dreaming about your next adventure, this shirt is sure to prompt a smile from fellow kayakers.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the humorous text mean?
The text suggests that the wearer is so enthusiastic about kayaking that they might spontaneously share stories or advice about the activity.
How does the vintage distressed style affect the shirt?
The vintage distressed style gives the shirt a worn-in look, making it feel nostalgic and comfortable, as if it's already been a part of many kayaking adventures.
Is this shirt suitable for events?
Yes, this shirt works well for kayaking meetups, outdoor events, or casual gatherings where people share their love for kayaking.
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