Trading Is Scary Enough Skeleton Stock Trader T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"TRADING IS SCARY ENOUGH" boldly declares the plight of a cartoon skeleton stock trader, dressed in a suit with exaggerated features. The color palette of black, white, red, green, and orange adds to its playful tone, creating a lively interpretation of the stock market's thrills. This shirt resonates with anyone who's felt the sleepless nights of trading, making it a humorous addition to any wardrobe. It speaks directly to traders who relish the dark humor surrounding their high-stakes decisions. Beyond just a tee, it suits casual Fridays at the office or meetups with fellow traders who appreciate a lighthearted take on their stressful profession.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the cartoonish style add to the design?
The cartoonish style brings a lighthearted, relatable angle to the often serious world of trading, making the design more approachable and fun.
Who might find this design particularly relatable?
Traders, especially those who have experienced the stress of the stock market, will appreciate the humorous take on trading's challenges.
Are the colors used in the shirt vibrant?
Yes, the colors of black, white, red, green, and orange create an engaging, dynamic look that complements the playful theme.
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