MY BUSH GROWS THICKER THAN YOUR BEARD, LOWER YOUR TONE T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"MY BUSH GROWS THICKER THAN YOUR BEARD, LOWER YOUR TONE" boldly claims center stage in a playful yet confrontational font. This humorous statement invites chuckles and knowing nods from those who appreciate witty banter. The design's tone is cheeky, appealing to individuals with a sense of humor who enjoy light-hearted pokes at their friends' grooming habits. It serves as an amusing icebreaker at social gatherings, allowing wearers to express their personality without saying a word. The shirt encourages interaction, making it a fun choice for a night out or a casual get-together with friends, where laughter is the main agenda.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What kind of vibe does this shirt give off?
The shirt has a sarcastic tone, making it perfect for fun-loving individuals who enjoy humor and witty remarks.
What type of audience will appreciate this design?
This shirt resonates with anyone who enjoys humor and playful jests, particularly those with strong opinions on grooming.
Is the humor directly related to facial hair?
Yes, the humor revolves around facial hair comparisons, appealing to those familiar with grooming culture.
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