Measure Twice Cut Once Swear Three Times Carpenter T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"MEASURE TWICE, CUT ONCE, SWEAR THREE TIMES." is prominently featured, surrounded by illustrations of carpenter tools like saws and hammers. The vintage distressed style, in red, beige, black, and white, gives it a rugged charm that appeals to those who appreciate craftsmanship. This shirt resonates especially with carpenters and DIY enthusiasts who know the importance of precision in their work, yet also embrace the humorous side of their trade. It's a nod to the reality of working with wood and the frustrations that can arise. Ideal for wearing while building projects, attending workshops, or simply relaxing at home, this shirt captures the spirit of the craft with both wit and authenticity.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What tools are represented in the design?
The graphic showcases common carpenter tools, including saws and hammers, adding a relatable touch for those in the trade.
Is the distressed look part of the design?
Yes, the vintage distressed style is intentionally printed, giving the shirt a rugged, worn-in appearance that complements the humor.
Who is this shirt particularly aimed at?
It's tailored for carpenters and DIY enthusiasts who appreciate a blend of humor and craftsmanship in their attire.
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