Long Story Short Legs Funny Dachshund Dog T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"LONG STORY. SHORT LEGS." is boldly displayed alongside a colorful depiction of a Dachshund, complete with its characteristic long body and short legs. The playful design employs a vibrant cartoon style with a mix of brown, blue, red, yellow, and green colors, appealing to anyone who appreciates humor in pet ownership. This T-shirt resonates with dog lovers who understand the charm and challenges of owning a Dachshund — a breed known for its comical stature. It’s a fun way to show off pride in their pet while also sparking smiles in casual settings, like a day at the park or dog-friendly events.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
Why does the design focus on the Dachshund's legs?
The design humorously highlights the Dachshund's long body and short legs, capturing the breed's unique appearance and quirks.
What colors are used in the cartoon design?
The T-shirt features a bright mix of brown, blue, red, yellow, and green, enhancing its playful cartoon aesthetic.
Who is this shirt intended for?
This shirt is tailored for dog lovers, especially those who own or appreciate the quirky nature of Dachshunds.
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