If I Should Die, I'd Want to Die of Poison Cat T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"藥師日記—MAOMAO If I should die, I'd want to die of poison" captures a whimsical yet dark humor through a stylized cat character in an anime style. The artwork balances teal, black, and white, creating a striking visual with a playful tone despite the morbid text. Ideal for cat enthusiasts who appreciate both humor and an artistic flair, this shirt resonates particularly with those who enjoy offbeat jokes about their feline companions. The combination of the cute cat imagery and the ironic sentiment is bound to appeal to anyone familiar with the unpredictable nature of cats and their antics, making it a suitable choice for casual meet-ups or gatherings with fellow cat lovers.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the text mean in this design?
The text humorously suggests a preference for a dramatic fate, playing off the playful yet dark nature of cat personalities. It's a whimsical take that resonates with cat lovers.
Is the cat character depicted in a specific style?
Yes, the cat is illustrated in an anime style, enhancing the playful and edgy humor of the text.
Can this shirt be worn in casual settings?
Definitely. Its unique blend of humor and art makes it a great conversation piece for any casual outing with friends or fellow cat enthusiasts.
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