HOLLANDER, YOU ARE HAVING A PANICK ATTACK T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"HOLLANDER, YOU ARE HAVING A PANICK ATTACK." is printed in bold distressed text, catching attention with its striking blue and white contrast. The message delivers a strong, edgy vibe, playing on anxiety in a humorous way. This shirt is crafted for those who appreciate dark humor, inviting a smirk from anyone familiar with the stress of modern life. It captures a relatable moment, making it suitable for casual hangouts or comic relief in tense situations. With its distressed look, the shirt carries a retro feel, appealing to fans of vintage style with a twist that sparks conversations.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the text on the shirt imply?
The text humorously addresses moments of anxiety, making it relatable for anyone who's felt overwhelmed.
How would you describe the artwork style?
The style is bold and distressed, giving it a vintage appearance that adds to its edgy appeal.
Is this design suitable for someone who doesn't like humor about anxiety?
It is designed for those who appreciate dark humor. It may not resonate with someone sensitive to anxiety themes.
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